Fuck Everyone, But ...

A Most Personal and Universal Advice for Life; Not for the Faint-hearted.

Fuck men, fuck women, fuck liberals, fuck conservatives, fuck those who fight for the so-called freedom, and those who oppose them just because they’re assholes. Fuck chauvinism, fuck feminism, fuck LGBTQ+ activists (and all the other letters of the alphabet they have not yet accommodated for lack of better marketing). Fuck political parties, fuck social organizations, fuck private corporations, and all the money laundering charities that never help those who truly need attention. Fuck the government, fuck the system, fuck the family, fuck that twisted century fantasy called civilization, and every single social institution devoted to mindless consumerism.

Fuck the king, fuck the queen, fuck the prince, and fuck all the princesses before they’re sent to the guillotine for crimes against their people. Fuck the president, fuck the congress, fuck the church, fuck the pope, and especially fuck those heartless, soulless, pedophile minions called “soldiers of God” (those are the priests, if you didn’t know). And also, God, fuck him hard until you come, and the devil, and the apostles, and Mary the virgin, fuck them all, no questions asked, on the same bed, under the same moonlight. Fuck the Christians, and the Muslims, and the Jews, and the Hindus, and all the Scientologists with their avant-garde, sci-fi, authoritarian religion. Actually, fuck all religions, period.

Fuck damnation, fuck salvation, fuck any and every grain of hope you might have left for humanity - and its sanity - until you explode and die of unspeakable pleasure. Fuck all dreams, fuck all goals, fuck all truths, and fuck you too for being yourself. And, what the hell, now that we’re on the subject, fuck me too, just because.

But don’t fuck with dogs. Dogs are love.

And now, this: